TimGolden
4 min readMar 28, 2017

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Dear President Obama, Q: don’t you and Debbie call your babies EEOC and OSHA?

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https://books.google.com/books?id=Hr8DAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA6&dq=EEOC,+The+Unwanted+Baby,+Still+Seeks+%27Mom+Or+Pop%27+In+civil+rights+jargon,+%22the+Baby%22+is+the+EEOC&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjCvaHMy_nSAhUl44MKHUm5CDUQ6AEIHDAA#v=onepage&q=EEOC%2C%20The%20Unwanted%20Baby%2C%20Still%20Seeks%20'Mom%20Or%20Pop'%20In%20civil%20rights%20jargon%2C%20%22the%20Baby%22%20is%20the%20EEOC&f=false

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EEOC, The Unwanted Baby, Still Seeks ‘Mom or Pop’
In civil rights jargon, “the Baby is the EEOC.”
Q: who are the EEOC’s parents?
A: Executive Branch + Legislative Branch (duh!)
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U.S. Department of Justice,
Q: are y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress + EEOC] pro-woman?
A: nyet!
Fact1: if y’all were pro-woman then y’all would investigate every woman’s complainT
“in good faith” = in a ‘thorough and timely’ manner
Fact2: if y’all were pro-woman
then y’all would play a modern day Robin Hood =
1) take $9.99 billion from the rich [Pentagon budget]
2) give $9.99 billion to the poor [EEOC + EPA + EBSA + OSHA budgets]
3) hire Bill (not Clinton not Cosby) Bratton to be EEOC chair
4) let him hire 5000 qualified (ethical + competent) investigators
(retired detectives and wounded warriors and members of the military who were given pink slips)
5) let G-D watch workplace discrimination become a thing (sin) of the past
p.s.
U.S. Department of Justice,
Fact1: I said to one of my daughters, “Lily! women are not pro-woman
unless she desires to ‘see’ every woman’s complainT investigated
“in good faith” = in a ‘thorough and timely’ manner
Fact2: my daughter Lily said, “dad! you’re like the ultimate feminisT
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U.S. Department of Justice,
Fact: 50 million more Americans are working in 2016 than in 1982
Fact: In 1982, U.S. population was 231 million
Fact: in 2016, U.S. population was 322 million
Fact: in 1982, Congress approved EEOC staffing for 3,700
Fact: In 2016, Congress approved EEOC staffing for 2,250 ?
Fact: EEOC receives 100,000 complainTs/yr
Fact: EEOC employs only 666 investigators
Fact: 666 EEOC investigators can’t investigate “in good faith” 100,000 complainTs/yr
Q: how many EEOC investigators would it take to (not screw
in a light bulb) investigate in a ‘thorough and timely’ manner 100,000 complainTs/yr?
A: 50 states * 100 investigators/state = 5000 EEOC investigators (duh!)
p.s.
Trust but Verify
p.p.s.

page 30 Chart 2 EEOC investigators assigned
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Q: In law, FRAUD is _______________?
A: deliberate deception
to secure unfair or unlawful gain, or to deprive a vicTim of a legal right.
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U.S. Department of Justice,
Q: how much money have y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress] invested
in the EEOC over 50 years (to eradicate workplace discrimination)?
A: $10 measly billion
Q: how much money have y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress] sunk
into 1 warship (since 2009)?
A: $12.9 billion
p.s.
shame! shame! shame! on y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress]
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U.S. Department of Justice,
Fact: the Obama years (2009–2016) kept finding the money to employ
21,444 Border Patrol agents
vs
Fact: the Obama years (2009–2016) couldn’t find the money to employ
more than 666 EEOC investigators?
in other words

https://www.cbp.gov/sites/default/files/assets/documents/2017-Dec/BP%20Staffing%20FY1992-FY2017.pdf

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page 30 Chart 2 666 EEOC investigators assigned

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EEOC is y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress]’s child
y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress] have been neglecting your child
I am calling G-D [WHO is! child protective services) on y’all

p.s.

chew! chew! [eat God’s Mail]

and

do! do! [exorcise (right wrongs)]

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