TimGolden
6 min readSep 21, 2017

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“if y’all really want to save lots and lots of lives and money then
1) install speed cameras on all parkways and all expressways
so accidents don’t happen
2) set speed-limiters in all (new + old) motor vehicles to 75 mph
3) start pulling the data from all motor vehicles’ black boxes
when accidents do happen
4(e!) install breathalyzers! in all (new + old) motor vehicles”

in other words

in other words

in other words

in other words

in other words

“install breathalyzers!” before, “it’s too late!”

http://www.newsday.com/long-island/suffolk/car-nearly-plunges-off-rocks-into-great-south-bay-1.13933535

Tim Golden10 months ago (October 16, 2016 2:02 PM)

U.S. Department of Justice,
Fact: I Told Geico (many moons ago),
“if y’all really want to save lots and lots of lives and money then
1) install speed cameras on all parkways and all expressways
so accidents don’t happen
2) set speed-limiters in all (new + old) motor vehicles to 75 mph
3) start pulling the data from all (new + old) motor vehicles’ black boxes
when accidents do happen
4(e!) install breathalyzers! in all (new + old) motor vehicles”

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install breathalyzers in all (new + old) motor vehiclesDec 5th, 2016 @ 6:02am

on MADD Chalks Up Victory On In-Car Breathalyzers

U.S. Department of Justice,
Fact: I Told Geico,
“if y’all really want to save lots and lots and lots of money then
1) install speed cameras on all parkways and all expressways
so accidents don’t happen
2) set speed-limiters (in all cars) to 75 mph
3) start pulling the data from all motor vehicles’ black boxes
when accidents do happen
4(e!) install breathalyzers in all (new + old) motor vehicles

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TimGolden Dec 13, 2016

Fact: I Told Geico (many moons ago),
“if y’all really want to save lots and lots of lives and money then

4(e!) install breathalyzers! in all (new + old) motor vehicles”
1) install speed cameras on all parkways and all expressways
so accidents don’t happen
2) set speed-limiters in all (new + old) motor vehicles to 75 mph
3) start pulling the data from all motor vehicles’ black boxes
when accidents do happen

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install breathalyzers in all (new + old) motor vehiclesJan 21st, 2017 @ 5:52pm

on Report: President Trump Picks Former Verizon Lawyer Ajit Pai To Head FCC

U.S. Department of Justice,
Fact: I Told Geico (many moons ago),
“if y’all really want to save lots and lots of lives and money then
1) install speed cameras on all parkways and all expressways
so accidents don’t happen
2) set speed-limiters in all (new + old) motor vehicles to 75 mph
3) start pulling the data from all motor vehicles’ black boxes
when accidents do happen
4(e!) install breathalyzers in all (new + old) motor vehicles

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TimboGolden Feb 21

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TimboGolden Feb 27, 2017

U.S. Department of Justice,
Fact: I Told Geico (many moons ago),
“if y’all really want to save lots and lots of lives and money then
1) install speed cameras on all parkways and all expressways
so accidents don’t happen
2) set speed-limiters in all (new + old) motor vehicles to 75 mph
3) start pulling the data from all motor vehicles’ black boxes
when accidents do happen
4(e!) install breathalyzers! in all (new + old) motor vehicles”

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TimboGolden Mar 20

http://www.newsday.com/long-island/crime/cops-leandra-s-law-arrest-after-mom-crashes-suv-in-brentwood-1.13289527

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TimboGolden Mar 28

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Q: are y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress] pro-CHRIST or anti-CHRIST?

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Tim Golden10 months ago

U.S. Department of Justice,
Q1: doesn’t it seem like the 3 branches of government were created
to embarrass the haughty and the naughty?
Q2: doesn’t it seem like the 3 branches of government are waiting
to embarrass the haughty and the naughty?

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TimGolden3 years ago

bro(t)her! do your best to(o)
be pro-woman and pro-girl power
G-D is!

TimGolden3 years ago

G-D’S Two Part Plan for man (nunc)
part I stop sinning (behave!)(stop being a dumb-he!)
part II start saving (act!)(start being a smart-he!)
G-D’S Two Part Plan for man (tunc)
part I cease to do evil
part II learn to do well
p.s.
ho ho ho
p.p.s.
bro(t)her! G-D knows who’s naughty and who’s nice

TimGolden3 years ago

bro(t)her! cling not to(o) fame nor to(o) fortune
bro(t)her! cling not to(o) power nor to(o) praise
bro(t)her! cling not to(o) booze nor to(o) (Imelda’s silver) shoes
bro(t)her! cling not to(o) pills nor to(o) terrestrial thrills
bro(t)her! cling not to(o) the sun nor to(o) a teeny tiny gun
p.s.
bro(t)her! these terrestrial things are your doll’s dolls
p.p.s.
Q: bro(t)her! what’s your doll?
A: “that man!”s skin you (wee spirit) are in
p.p.p.s.
bro(t)her! cling to G-D

TimGolden3 years ago (October 26, 2014 1:14 PM)

bro(t)her! I do don’t you want (desire) to ‘see and hear’:
1) a Chinese pope right wrongs for G-D!
2) a Jewish US president right wrongs for G-D!

or

p.s.

chew! chew! [eat G-D’S Mail]

and

do! do! [exorcise (right wrongs)]

or

y’all [President(s) + OMB + Congress] better start righting before G-D says, “Time’s Up!” “spirits! put your man (pencils) down!

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