Q: if JESUS pitched “make all candidates pass many Tests” to you
would you swing and miss? (strike 1)
Q: if JESUS pitched “install breathalyzers in all cars” to you
would you swing and miss? (strike 2)
Q: if JESUS pitched “EEOCgate” to you
would you swing and miss? (strike 3)
p.s.
“batter up!”
in other words
p.s.
Q: if JESUS pitched “honor your mother” to you
wouldn’t you get a hit? (you may even belt a homer for your mommy)
p.p.s.
chew! chew! [eat God’s Mail]
and
do! do! [exorcise (right wrongs)]
or else